Guys, I've only done 24 questions. I HAVE 12 MORE TO GO!!!!!
25. How does it feel to get kicked in the balls?
I don't know how you don't know this (oh yeah, the male anatomy escapes you), but it hurts like absolute hell. But not as much as answering these dumb questions.
26. Do you ever get tired of trying to be 'manly' all the time?
I'm a man...so no, I don't get tired of behaving like a man. Do you get tired of trying to be 'womanly' all the time? Oh wait I forgot, being a woman isn't a 'toxic' like being a man is. How silly of me to forget my so-called "privilege".
27. Why are you so afraid of gender equality?
I'm not. Aside from the frat-boy/man-whore crowd, only extremely conservative men and women don't believe in or support gender equality. The rest of us in modern Western civilization most certainly do support equality for all. Also, how presumptuous of you to assert that I'm afraid of gender equality because I'm a man. Like, I don't understand women's value in the world? Please, take several seats girl.
28. Why do I deserve to be paid less than you?
You don't...you're not...omg for real the "wage gap" has been debunked like a thousand times already.
29. In what world does 77 cents equal a dollar?
Not this one, honey.
30. In what world does 68 cents equal a dollar?
Whoa whoa where did that number come from? You can't just arbitrarily change facts just to fit your narrative. That's what Donald Trump does, and we all clearly know that he's no one to be associated with (I even hear that being the same gender as him is an awful affliction!)
31. How is that fair?
It's not. But again, the "wage gap" is a myth. So that's kind of a moot point, isn't it?
32. Why are you intimidated by a woman who makes more money than you?
Weren't you just complaining about how women make less than men? Now they can make more than men? Which is it? Either there's a wage gap that disadvantages women, or there isn't (there isn't, btw).
32a. That's awesome: more money!
Again, no man who's self-esteem is intact actually gives a shi-OH WHATEVER THIS IS HOPELESS
33. Why are opinionated women seen as bitches?
Women aren't being singled out as bitches just for having opinions
(plus, women also criticize other women for-GOD DAMN HOW MANY TIMES DO I
HAVE TO REPEAT THE SAME ARGUMENTS??)
34. When opinionated men are seen as bosses?
Gordon Ramsay isn't seen as a bitch? Simon Cowell isn't seen as a bitch? Donald Trump isn't seen as the second awakening of Satan? Sorry to burst your bubble, but anyone of any gender with a foul loudmouth is seen as annoying and cancerous.
35. Why aren't you speaking up when you hear your male friends behind closed doors make jokes that are offensive to women?
Ah, I see we again have the "only men do this behavior" fallacy going on. Look ladies, we have our friends for a reason. We talk to them about stuff we don't feel comfortable saying in public, regardless of how offensive it is or not. And don't you try to tell me that you don't make shitty remarks about men behind closed doors with your female friends, or that you don't make crude remarks about other women (hey there's that lovely argument again!)
36. Why are you so afraid of recognizing your own privilege?
What privilege? Name one right that men have in the first world that women do not. As a man, I'm going to lose custody of my kids (among other things) more in divorce cases, get harsher prison sentences, be the victim of a violent crime more, get my foreskin cut off without my permission...what am I not recognizing here? Men only have one domestic abuse shelter (in Arkansas), we get stolen from more, we're more likely to commit suicide than women...like what do you think life as a man is like? It's not an easy ride for us either.
36a. It doesn't mean you're a bad person. Just recognize it, and do something about it.
Why don't you recognize that women in the first world aren't living in a human rights hell-hole, and then we can talk about how I'm not going to do something about my so-called 'privilege'.
So, to recap: this line of questioning as attacked the way I sit, the way I talk, how much money I make, my interests, and my friends. All because I'm a man. But feminism doesn't promote sexism or hatred towards men. Sounds legit!
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