5 Things You Can Do To Make Sure Trump Isn't Re-Elected

Now, assuming Trump isn't impeached before 2020 (everyone's doing their darndest to make this happen, but let's just assume he isn't for this exercise), here are five things you can do to make sure he doesn't retain the oval office in the next election:

1. Be Even More Condescending
Moral superiority is the best way to ensure equality, so whenever someone doesn't identify as a feminist, liberal, atheist, or social justice warrior, you need to get up on your pedestal and talk down to them like they're three-year old children. Educate them on how not subscribing to ideologies you identify with means they're a bad person and why they shouldn't think the way they do (but remember to throw in "this is for equality" so people won't think you're actually just being a douchebag to people you disagree with!)

2. Virtue-Signal Like You Never Have Before
Since there are so many racist, sexist, elitist, classist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic Nazi bigots out in America right now, it's important to show them what GOOD people think and do. Constantly talk about how good of a person you are, and how being a feminist/liberal/social justice warrior/atheist is really the only way to be a good person. Making people feel ashamed for what they believe in, how they talk, and how they move about the world is definitely going to make them steer away from voting Trump (because, as we all know, if you're not a feminist/liberal/social justice warrior/atheist, you're automatically a racist, sexist, elitist, classist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic Nazi bigot. There is absolutely NO in-between)

3. Make More Blanket Judgments
Now, since you took a four-month long feminist propaganda gender studies course, as well as a four-month long white guilt sociology course, you're clearly an encyclopedia for how everyone acts and thinks in American society. You need to call people out and hammer in the message that all white people are racist, all men are misogynistic, all cis-people are transphobic, all religious people hate atheists, and that all conservatives are racist, sexist, elitist, classist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic Nazi bigots. You know everything about a person based solely on their skin color and gender (some people might call that "racist" and "sexist", but as we've already discussed, your moral superiority means that you're justified and those who disagree with you just need to shut the fuck up). Equality is all about assumptions and telling people to "check their privilege". Which brings me to my next point

4. Tell People To "Check Their Privilege" Even More
It's obvious that only straight, white, cisgendered Christian males voted for Trump, because anyone who knows anything knows that his policies won't ever affect them. This is why you need to let men know that they're the most likely victim of every single violent crime they're more likely to commit suicide they're more likely to be homeless they're more likely to be incarcerated and receive harsher prison sentences 1 in 1 American women is raped every single day because the patriarchy enforces rape culture. You need to let white people know that Asian-Americans outperform every single race in terms of success, wealth, and education white men commit suicide more than any other racial demographic police brutality only affects people of color, due to the white supremacist Christian male patriarchy building the US to ensure white people (especially men) get an easy ride through life and that their needs are number one. Even if you don't personally know any of the people that you're telling to check their privilege, you already know every single thing about their lives based solely on their skin color and gender, so you can do no wrong.

5. Preach Equality and Diversity
Lastly, it's just so apparent that people didn't vote for Hillary because she was a liar corporate sellout greedy, negligent, identity-politics playing shill woman. This kind of misogyny is not acceptable in (insert current year here)! The US is just a hell-hole for human rights (yeah, third world countries are poorer, more war-torn, less accepting of diversity, and shorter on resources than we are, but that doesn't really fit the narrative so let's keep moving), so we need to make it our duty to make America a more inclusive and diverse society for all (and yes Affirmative Action laws, the Civil Rights Act, and the Equal Pay Act have all been in place since the 1960s, and hate crime statutes are all around the country to help make sure we're a diverse and accepting society but social justice doesn't care about logic and facts so shut up). Now, this doesn't mean we need diversity of thought, because as we've already covered, the only acceptable people are liberal, feminist, atheist, trans-gendered and LGBTQIA+. Everyone else is a racist, sexist, elitist, classist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic Nazi bigot and we must make sure to eradicate them from this country. Because that's what tolerance is, only surrounding yourself with people who identify with everything you do, and shaming, bullying, x-communicating, race-baiting, gender-baiting, and demonizing everyone else that has a different worldview.

If we take these steps, Trump will get his orange-colored ass booted from the white house in no time. Let's go my fellow whiny petulant children condescending, judgmental, snobby academic liberal  elitists fascists who are lack the cognitive ability to realize that they're more hateful than the people they're fighting against anti-fascists! The white, straight, Christian, cis-male oppressive patriarchy doesn't stand a chance against our wrath whining cry-bullying bigotry racism sexism battle cry for peace!